Delicious!

Dear Journal,

Hi! It's me, Doug.

Boy I would let Patty be the Mayonnaise on my sandwich any day.

Chick-a-pa-taaahhh

My first blog entry!

Hey guys! I made a blog! Mark and Dan made blogs recently, so I want to be cool like them.

I don't know what the fuck I'll write. I'm probably just gonna post pictures of dogs in shirts.









Huh? He's looking pretty stylish if you ask me.