Neglected

To all 0 people who read this, I am sorry I gave up so readily at updating my lame-ass blog and webcomic. I was reading back through my old xanga posts (they're not deleted, they're just protected. So if you're one of the 10 or so people I wanted reading my posts back in like 2007, you can still see them too!) and I thought to myself, what a wondeeerfuuul wooooorld! No but seriously folks... I thought to myself, "Self, blogs are pretty fun. Maybe I should update that newer one I made."

Anyway, here's a quiz that I stole from my 2005 self and re-filled out. Remember these? Aww, internet quizzes. What fun. I would do them more but most of them get really redundant when you're in a relationship. Usually half the questions are something along the lines of "DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE LOLZ!"

Name Four Things That You Wish You Had:
1. The finished Nonsense Syllables CD
2. Shows booked for Nonsense Syllables
3. A full time teaching job/grad school acceptance letter/life plan
4. The will power to get back in shape

Name Four Scents You Love:
1. Coffee
2. Brownies
3. Pizza
4. Girl

Name Four People That Know You the Best:
1. Shannon
2. Mark
3. Rich
4. Jon

Name Four Things You'd Never Wear:
1. Bra
2. Heels
3. Skirt
4. Nail polish

Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. I should really be doing grad school applications
2. …or sleeping
3. I’m too old to be filling out internet quizzes
4. Am I going to actually post this anywhere? Probably not

Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1. Filled out grad school applications
2. Ate thanksgiving dinner
3. Watched the Simpsons
4. Went to White Post Farm to pick up string beans

Name the Last Four Things You Have Bought:
1. String Beans (today)
2. Applebees appetizer sampler (yesterday)
3. Green flannel from Old Navy (yesterday)
4. Coffee (yesterday)

Name Four Bands/Groups Most People Don't Know You Like:
1. Jamiroquai
2. Regina Spektor
3. Maroon 5
4. The Homecoming Queens

Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. Water
2. Coffee
3. Tea
4. Beer

First Grade Teacher's Name?
1. Mrs. Foote

Last Words You Said:
“Your computer’s still not working” to Eric

Last Song You Sang?
I’ve started singing along polytonal harmonies to very tonal pop songs in my car

Last Person You Hugged?
Shannon

Last Thing You Laughed At?
Double Rainbow

Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And Meant It?
In person yesterday and in text today both to the same person

Last Time You Cried?
Yesterday

What's in your CD player?
Haha CD players. I don’t have one in here, in my car? A mix

What Color Socks Are You Wearing?
Lame short white ones. I gave up on my awesome patterned long socks when they made my ankles super itchy always.

What's Under Your Bed?
Baseball cards, dust, miscellaneous school supplies I didn’t use in Fredonia and don’t use now

What Time Did You Wake Up Today?
10 or 11?

Current Taste?
Taste in what? Fashion? Music? Currently in my mouth? Anyway the answer for all three is Cake.

Current Hair?
Medium length (3 inches? I don’t have a ruler), with a bangs part that never stays

Current Clothes?
gramophone dog shirt, brown sweatshirt dealy Shannon bought me, khaki pants

Current Annoyance?
That I haven’t played a show in front of a crowd of over 20 people since THQ

Current Longing?
To get tons of awesome shows/a record deal with Nonsense Syllables

Current Desktop Picture?
Penny in leaves on my main laptop screen, a collage of my t-shirts past & present on my extra monitor

Current Worry?
Getting into a grad school/getting all my grad paperwork done in the next 4 days or so

Current Hate?
The current state of the music industry

Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex?
Vaginas

Favorite Physical Feature Of The Same Sex?
Penises

Last CD You Bought?
This is taking me a while to remember… Oh I think American Ghetto by Portugal. The Man

Last DVD you bought?
This is taking me even longer… I bought Shannon a Beatles DVD for Christmas when we were first dating, which would put it at just short of 2 years ago. I can’t think of one since

Favorite Place To Be?
Either Fredonia, Mark’s basement, or on stage in front of a crowd

Least Favorite Place?
Stimson Middle School, or Tremont & Eagle Elementary Schools

Time You Wake Up In The Morning?
Anywhere between 5:30 AM and 1:00 PM. Yeah I should do something about that…

If You Could Play An Instrument?
I already play several. I wish I could play piano for real. Also guitar, drums, and bass. In that order.

Favorite Color?
My default answer has been orange for so long. But I’d have to say green and teal as current co-favorites.

Do You Believe In An Afterlife?
In short yes, but I think it’s more important to get the most out of this life first before you worry about a next one.

How Tall Are You?
5’10 or 5’11 depending on which leg I lean on.

Current Favorite Word/Saying?
The name of Ted Mosby’s invention of stuffing a turkey with a smaller turkey… the “Turturkeykey”

Favorite Season?
Winter has Christmas and my birthday. Spring has Cadbury Eggs. Summer has no school. And Fall has Sam Adams Octoberfest. So it’s pretty much a toss-up.

One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could Go Back And Talk To:
Either of my grandfathers. Both died when I was very young and I remember them both, albeit vaguely.

Favorite Day?
These questions need to be specific. Day of the week? Friday. Date? February 24th, not that anything great ever happens on my birthday but I can’t think of any other date of significance.

Where would you like to go?
To grad school! So I can be around people my own age again! …I mean to further my education!

What Is Your Career Going To Be Like?
Band teacher from September to June and full-time touring band member in July and August. Hah. Who would have thought those were both equally (un)likely.

How Many Kids Do You Want?
I don’t know. No more than three, but possibly zero.

Favorite Car?
Grayish-green 2005 Ford Five-Hundred with a busted headlight and a dent in the bumper.

A Random Lyric:
Kids: if you want to piss off your parents, show interest in the arts.
Kids: if you really want to piss off your parents, buy real estate in an imaginary place.


Well that's that. Until next time I update this thing several months from now,
Kevin